first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*
The goal is to be the type of woman who can manage her career, husband and 4 kids
I am a raging
alcoholic, and you are
the last drink on earth
damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends
Just because one person’s problem is less traumatic than another’s doesn’t mean they’re required to hurt less.